codeine-land:

my dealer is gonna kill me

codeine-land:

my dealer is gonna kill me

white people will buy whole outfits for their pets and turn around n talk shit about nigga buyin nikes for themselves white people dont want us to have SHOES

biletree:

kassie8yofood:

No, we just think its stupid to spend $150+ for shoes that you can get for $50.

Honestly? You’re right. Payless air walks and them fubus at walmart do go off

stability:

sext: I bought you concert tickets

brando-relatable:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 2000 YEARS

brando-relatable:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 2000 YEARS

skydark:

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

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Marry me.

camwichcabello:

it didnt work so well for me

basedgosh:

dont ask me to smile in pictures because i will look like this 100% of the time
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